Gorilla Fighter

Gorillas, the largest and most vicious monkeys of all. More humans are killed by Gorillas each year that airplane crashes and Christian Bale, combined. They are truely a menace to our civilization. Just brooding up in their mountain fortresses, plotting on how to take over our cola factories and bowling alleys. It's all we can do to chop down their jungles and turn their powerful hands into novelty items; lest they organize and set forth on a campaign of conquest.