Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Giganto-post Rex

Murdersaur: The Process

So, my second attempt at drawing a dinosaur spy with a gun. Very cartoony. (The first was so cartoony I erased it and reused the paper.) He is towering over the guy in bed, which is good, but the perspective of the room, the scale, the position of the guy in the bed, all wrong. Plus, I wanted more menace from Murdersaur. I mean, he's the goddamned Murdersaur.

Third attempt: More anatomically correct. He's standing more like a dinosaur, his arms are closer together, but the bed is too small and the perspective is still off. Plus it's impossible to draw anything good into his flak jacket and goggles from this angle. His neck is just too huge to add accessories to. Though I really like the teeth.

Attempt 4: A little more of a mix between #2 and #3. His expression is more of a sneer in this one. More detail in the goggles and vest. I like the tail better. His arms could be farther apart. The bed and room are in much better perspective, though still a little off. Really, the entire project is just built around this one joke. That he's a goddamned Tyrannosaur with a gun.
I can fix it while inking so he takes up more of the frame and maybe have his head overlap panel 1. Maybe shave down the nose a little bit. Shadows will have to be added in later in abundance.

Monday, March 30, 2009

Death & taxes

The only constants in life.

Thinking on that.

Friday, March 27, 2009

Murdersaur: Extinction Dawn

Imagine if Sam Fisher were a dionsaur.

And went out murdering people. He'll crawl through air ducts, rappel upside down along the face of a building, use some techno-shit to hack a computer or something...

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Loveline, Operators Standing by

Drew Pinsky is our TV god.

And a tough-ass pirate.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Arson Annie is down!

Broken arms suck.

One of my friends took a bad fall during a roller derby and broke the Radius and Ulna in her left arm, and I think dislocated her wrist. Gonna have to get her a wrist-strong bracelet.

Bobkat and Kitty!

I'm sure someone thought of this pairing before.

It was just fun making up the character.

Friday, March 20, 2009


Have I take this joke too far?

Or not far enough?

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Radzilla Number 2

Activate Pantzer!

Simple Script:
"Puppyton's outside! It's on!"
"Activate ze Pantzer!"
Then the giant pants mecha shoots up a set of rails through a set of blast doors to face another giant mech made of clouds and rainbows. Oh, and Garret is reading Nietzsche.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Crispin Glover Rocks Your World

Clowny clown clown.

Crispin Hellion Glover (born April 20, 1964) is primarily known as a film actor, but is also a painter, filmmaker, author, musician, and collector and archivist of esoterica.

My, Look At This Rustic Architecture

Some more simple sketches of buildings and motorcycles.

And Pirates.

And really, isn't that why we're all here? Also, quick sketch of a creepy-awesome gourd-mask I saw on TV.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Potpourri Ventris

A page right out of my sketch book.

So, some pirate heads, some crappy motorcycles and a fairly decent sketch of Asajj Ventris. I would not know her name if it weren't for Cartoon Network. But damn, I really do want her to kill Obi-Wan. Which is crazy, considering he's the coolest guy in A New Hope. Unfortunately, they really play up the arrogance in the Clone Wars and he constantly fails Anikin, which of course eventually ends with Darth Vader and all that.

Monday, March 16, 2009


Fuck the Romulans.

Could you imagine if Worf just went around saying stuff like that? "Today is a good day for an ass-whoopin."

Friday, March 13, 2009

Invaders Must Die

We are the Prodigy.

I started with a simple script:
Panel 1: "Attention American City. We are the Lone Wolves."
Panel 2: "We have come to crush all challengers, drive them before us, and hear the lamentations of your women."
Panel 3: "We might take exception to that."

So, first try. Problems: Flame Hammer looks like a total chode. Pannel 2 is boring, and I didn't even feel like trying to squeeze a close-up into panel 3. The Red Legion are crowded into the corner. Taki the cyber samurai is too far to the side and the pose is wrong. Atomic Lincoln is only about 40%. And I'm not entirely happy with Tease. Mainly that she's too far back; she's in charge, she needs to be up close in the front of the panel. There's too much white space around Tease; this is supposed to be a big hero team, they need to be packed into the panel.

Second try:
Flame Hammer looks more diabolical and more dynamic in panel 2. I ditched panel 3 altogether. Tease is more forefront, Atomic Lincoln looks ready to rumble, Terrier and Taki are filling up the lower right side better. I changed the panel distribution as well and gave a lot more room to the heroes.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

It's Arrrrrt.


Listening to Chelsea Handler's stories of being in prison. Pretty awesome.

Hammer Time's got a Girlfriend!

The crazier you are the more calories you burn.

Maybe that's why I stay so thin.

Variations on a theme


Vespas have a weird geometry all their own.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Those amazing artists...

...and their fantastic machines!

Practicing drawing machines.

Monday, March 9, 2009

Les Grossman

Big-dick Baby! Swingin' at your knees.

Oh ok fuck face; first, take a big step back and littarly FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!
Now I don’t know what kind of pampas hitten bullshit power play your trying to pull here, but dumb Jack is my territory, so whatever your thinking; you better think again; otherwise I’m going to have to head down there and I will rain down in a godly fuck’n fire storm upon you, your going to have to call the fuck’n United Nation to get a fuck’n binding resolution to keep me from fuck’n destroying you! I Am Talking Scorched Earth Mother Fucker! I will Massacre You! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!

Friday, March 6, 2009

Radzilla pg01

Deacon and Garret return!

That church with black crosses is kinda creepy. Plus they're marrying a man and an appliance.

Thursday, March 5, 2009


The Burning Stream, Vaporia, Ballpark & The Cooter.

They're going to fight Team Blank. They are: The Lone Wolves.

Steampunk Punks

Count Geiger and The Polished Knob.

Nothing special. I was watching the trailer for the steampunk retelling of the Odyssey. Ulysses shoots the cyclops in the eye with a rocket propelled grenade.

Wednesday, March 4, 2009


The Musical.

Planes added for scale.

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Punch a Robot

Right in his robot face.

Even Omegabot doesn't fuck with Tease. Of course, Lil' Satan will just rebuild him. Like always. Perseverance: the hallmark of a great villain.

EDIT: Should have titled this post "Death Poke."

Monday, March 2, 2009

BYT pg 11

Inks, but no colors.

Unfinished in that there are a lot of details to fix an colors to add. I'm inking these out of order because I'm re-drawing some of them as I go. Tonight I wanted to ink, not pencil, so I did this page. Which I feel hangs together pretty well. Some dialogue to fix and backgrounds to add still. Oh yeah, there's a color shift to delineate between past and present story, which you can imagine takes place at the wide black band 2/3 of the way down the page. Anywhoo; off to bed.

Sunday, March 1, 2009

Tanks for the Memories

A 'Z'?

Working on a new business card design.
Why not?