Starfucks

Baristas are a pretty sharp bunch sometimes.

"Hey, aren't you Cadborosaurus?"

That's the joke.

Pretty dismal overall posts for August. And now Summer is over. Let's hope I have a more industrious Autumn.

Funny Money

Coming soon, to a battlefield near you.

No, they're not really sketches. But it doesn't matter. They're awesome anyway.

Sturmtruppewolf

I think David Hartman might have been onto something...

"Dave Hartman's artwork is like a school of Japanese piranha blasted from a photon canon into a blood red sky...he is kick ass." -Jack black

Sketch Dump part 3, 4?

Some stuffs.

Glitter nazi head, Rabid Beagle, Vampire Banana stalking an orange.

Funkelnsturmfee

Rains death down upon you.

Two seperate conversations about fantasy wargames lead to the gas mask-wearing, assault fairy. Heavier outfitting includes: Stahlhelm, stick grenades, party arm-band, throwing knives, kung-fu grip, Luger pistol and flame thrower.

He's Got A Gun!

And he knows how to use it.

Junky Murdersaur sketch.

Alpha & Omega

To the highest power.

Fighting robots...

Omega Hot or Omega Not?

He's the Alpha-bot.

Sworn enemy of The Omeganaut. And I put the paper in the scanner crooked.

Murdersaur: Sith Lord

Utterly Ridiculous.

Uh yeah. I saw a picture of a dinosaur fighting a guy with a light saber. I guess he's in zero gravity here or something.

Taco Kickers Revisited

Nothing gets you moving like a kick to the taco.

Sexy or feisty? Or more cartoony? Fucking cartoon food.

Moscow: Sunshine

Apparently, dogs are riding the subways in Moscow.

Guess I need to drink more rum. Fuzzy Squid is dead and gone so I needed to find a new source of constantly updating images from various livejournal/twitter posts. Sketch is based off something I found on there.

The Midnight Barber

Mullets while you sleep.

Sketch of Nika smoking from NYC Mech concept art.

Pikacthulhu

Vill devour your soul!

Cool idea I saw on Lastscionz Dev art. Just needed to warmup with something.

Never Forget

7-11 2009.

The Hula Honeys kicked the Harem's ass! Shirt design request. Rough sketch with poor perspective.

What Dwells in Darkness

Lovecraftian Batmen

All roiling smoke and madness. Based on one of the designs from Gotham Knight. Phenomenal piece of animation.

Biblical Capitalism

Two things I love: Girls & Tanks.

I'm getting better with these, but still need to loosen up on drawing mechanized armor. Obvious proportion and perspective issues here. At least I'm not drag-assing around trying to keep my breakfast down anymore.

John Wilkes Boooooo!

Haaaauuuunts Ford Theatre.

This is just a crappy warmup sketch. What-if there was a super-snork. A Snork that was faster than a snorking bullet, able to leap Snork buildings, more powerful than a Sorkamotive!

Just an Update

There's been more traffic to the blog lately, and some people may notice a startling lack of posts for August; this week in particular. The reasons behind this are simple: Swine Flu. Or something akin to it. It's basically been sweats, chills and vomiting (blech) for the last 3 days. And it's only now beginning to clear up. So, once my head clears and my full cognitive function is back I'll start in on all the awesome projects I've been emailed about.
~MP~

Taco Kickers

Taco Kickers!

For the Taco Kickers.

Raging Bear

Robert De Niro Plays the bear...

Finalized Shirt Design

Not as final as the title suggests.

But I love it anyway.