Duece Ex Machinea

Giant robots pooping.

Loose Junk

Right in the junk.

Working Tonight

It's actually a prety badass dot.

Since it's area effect.

Trying Too Hard

Also watching bad movies.

Trying really hard to create something cool, but that inevitably leads to suck. Needs to go buy pants tomorrow.

Poor Turtle

Picked himself back up, put himself back together.

The the WTO turned him into an ash tray.

Pope-orie

Snark Attack.

Goddamn, I hate sharks.

Also: Skullzio.

His mustache disapproves of YOU.

Zombie Dating Service

Just looking for someone to spend time being undead with.

The engine won't turn over tonight. Just some junk.

God Bless You Recyclops!

And your cold robot heart.

It's a pig-bat!

Random things

Aliens beat the shit out of space indians, space indians kick the shit out of emo kids and emo kids don't bother to fight the punks. Cause everything is meaningless.

Re-watching SLC Punk. AAAaaannd Aliens. 2 great tastes that go great together.

Pincers

You may think he has no depth perception.

Perhaps, he has nothing but depth perception. For pinching.

Out of Control Kerfuffle!

Loosed on Washington!

He's coming for your lobyists!

Kill It MC

With your ability beams.

With the greatest of ease, put these haters to sleep.

Camel Toe at Old Navy!

By the wings of the Seahorse!

Sometimes I just forget what the fuck I'm doing and how to do it.

Fuck. Somebody shoot Sarah Jessica Parker.

Anthony Sullivan is our new god.

Sketch Junk Again

The randomness!

The girl on the right is Becky, from Project G.eeK.eR. I found it on Hulu today. Oh the memories! And the unfortunate character design and poor animation of the mid-1990s.

They can't all be winners folks.

Sometimes you're just not feeling it.And you want to play Civ. 4.