Monday, March 16, 2009

Worf

Fuck the Romulans.

Could you imagine if Worf just went around saying stuff like that? "Today is a good day for an ass-whoopin."

Friday, March 13, 2009

Invaders Must Die

We are the Prodigy.

I started with a simple script:
Panel 1: "Attention American City. We are the Lone Wolves."
Panel 2: "We have come to crush all challengers, drive them before us, and hear the lamentations of your women."
Panel 3: "We might take exception to that."

So, first try. Problems: Flame Hammer looks like a total chode. Pannel 2 is boring, and I didn't even feel like trying to squeeze a close-up into panel 3. The Red Legion are crowded into the corner. Taki the cyber samurai is too far to the side and the pose is wrong. Atomic Lincoln is only about 40%. And I'm not entirely happy with Tease. Mainly that she's too far back; she's in charge, she needs to be up close in the front of the panel. There's too much white space around Tease; this is supposed to be a big hero team, they need to be packed into the panel.


Second try:
Flame Hammer looks more diabolical and more dynamic in panel 2. I ditched panel 3 altogether. Tease is more forefront, Atomic Lincoln looks ready to rumble, Terrier and Taki are filling up the lower right side better. I changed the panel distribution as well and gave a lot more room to the heroes.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

It's Arrrrrt.

Yo-ho.

Listening to Chelsea Handler's stories of being in prison. Pretty awesome.

Hammer Time's got a Girlfriend!

The crazier you are the more calories you burn.

Maybe that's why I stay so thin.

Variations on a theme

Moped.

Vespas have a weird geometry all their own.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Those amazing artists...

...and their fantastic machines!

Practicing drawing machines.

Monday, March 9, 2009

Les Grossman

Big-dick Baby! Swingin' at your knees.

Oh ok fuck face; first, take a big step back and littarly FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!
Now I don’t know what kind of pampas hitten bullshit power play your trying to pull here, but dumb Jack is my territory, so whatever your thinking; you better think again; otherwise I’m going to have to head down there and I will rain down in a godly fuck’n fire storm upon you, your going to have to call the fuck’n United Nation to get a fuck’n binding resolution to keep me from fuck’n destroying you! I Am Talking Scorched Earth Mother Fucker! I will Massacre You! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!