KoP

Turbo Edition.

I'm thinking about making a video game called "I hate pants" Or "King of Pants." It's be a whole franchise, like King of Fighters. "Dude, you wanna play some KoP?" It'd be about women who are disgusted with video game skanks and launch an assault on pants. Only, once they get men's pants off, they loose control and go into some kind of Axe-bodyspray-fueled orgy. Uwe Boll could direct the movie adaptation. It would be a triumph of video game cinema.

Pantzer

Have I take this joke too far?

Or not far enough?

Radzilla Number 2

Activate Pantzer!

Simple Script:

"Puppyton's outside! It's on!"

"Activate ze Pantzer!"

Then the giant pants mecha shoots up a set of rails through a set of blast doors to face another giant mech made of clouds and rainbows. Oh, and Garret is reading Nietzsche.