Not at all like the creature described in the book, but fun to draw regardless.
Sunday, January 31, 2010
Thursday, January 28, 2010
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Impossibly skinny girl with a sword.
And she's an elf. She's trying to find her center of balance with that lop-sided armor, giant tits and platform stripper shoes. Drawn at the request of my erstwhile roommate.
Monday, January 25, 2010
I'm thinking about making a video game called "I hate pants" Or "King of Pants." It's be a whole franchise, like King of Fighters. "Dude, you wanna play some KoP?" It'd be about women who are disgusted with video game skanks and launch an assault on pants. Only, once they get men's pants off, they loose control and go into some kind of Axe-bodyspray-fueled orgy. Uwe Boll could direct the movie adaptation. It would be a triumph of video game cinema.
Thursday, January 21, 2010
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
Gorillas, the largest and most vicious monkeys of all. More humans are killed by Gorillas each year that airplane crashes and Christian Bale, combined. They are truely a menace to our civilization. Just brooding up in their mountain fortresses, plotting on how to take over our cola factories and bowling alleys. It's all we can do to chop down their jungles and turn their powerful hands into novelty items; lest they organize and set forth on a campaign of conquest.